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Boys when you piss how do you get rid of that extra piss? like when you piss at the end do you shake your dick. Or do you stroke it to get the stuff out. how do you make sure you dont get any on your pants | | Shake it | I really want to scare all the boys in my class any good prank any ideas? Ok so there is like five girls in our class and we are really out numbered by the boys. I have asked permission with my teacher and she has agreed to allow us to scare the boys. The boys are always teasing us and making fun of us so we just want to make the piss their pants. Does anyone have any really good ideas to prank the boys? | Fill a bucket with the nastiest stuff you can find (liquids), then lean it against their door (when they're inside). Knock on the door and run away. When they open the door the bucket tips over into their room, with all of the nasty stuff inside!! :)
Another one that's kinda funny...buy a box of Oreos and scrape out all of the filling inside of them. Replace it with anything with random stuff like cream cheese or anything white you can make look like the filling. Find a way to get the oreos to them, and make sure you see the look on their faces when they eat them!!
You could ambush them with shaving cream and stuff...
This one's kind of funny...tie a rope to a bush near a front door and get a recording of an angry dog barking. When one of them approaches the door, play the recording really loud and pull on the rope to shake the bush so they think there's a dog in the bush! Just make sure to stay hidden!
Another one (kinda like the oreo one), suck out the fillings of boston cream or strawberry filled doughnuts. Use a squirt bottle to refill them with ketchup and mustard and leave them out for the boys to see.
Hahaha...this one's funny. Tell them you have a magic trick to show them. Fill two glasses full with water. Ask them to sit down and put their hands flat on the table. Place one glass on top of their hand and ask them if it's too heavy. If they say no, place the other glass on their other hand, and leave the room. Make sure there's only one of them, because once you leave, they can't get the glasses off of their hands without tipping them over.
You could fill the front of their shoes with shaving cream.
I saw this one on Fresh Prince...tape the lottery and buy a ticket with the winning number from the recording on it. Then set up the ticket in plain sight and play the tape. If they see it, and pick it up they'll think they won the lottery!!
K...last one. You poke a hole through a mentos candy and tie it to a string. Then you get a 2L bottle of coke and hang the string over top of the mouth of the bottle. Screw the lid back on so that the candy is at the top of the bottle and not touching the pop, and is as out of sight as possible. Cut the string so that you can't see it hanging out. When the boys go to open the bottle of pop the mentos will drop into the pop and it will explode like crazy!! This one's awesome when done right! | BOYS. whould this piss you off? ok so before i even got into this guys car i told him i WOULD NOT give him head OR a hj (its a lonngg story why i didnt, but thats besides the point). and he seemed like he understood completely. so we were just talking like normaly and he starts making out with me and then his hands went down my pants and he ended up fingering me. ha so then of course he started begging me to give him head and i said NO (this was very hard for me to say btw) and he got SO pissed and told me i was a selfish ***** and basically threw me out of his car. haha
so, GUYS, would you react the same way if you were him?
why, or why not?
i mean, i told him before hand i wasnt gonna do it right?! | | You are not selfish and no I would not react that way because I would not ask to begin with.If he was going to protest he should have done it when you first told him.I hope this jerk was just a hookup and not your real bf,but if he is dump him. | Why do White boys love war and shooting games so much? I don't really understand it. Is it a white thing or what? Once that Black Ops game came out I could literally see some of the boys in my class about to piss in their pants if they didn't play it everyday for at least 5 hours. Not all the boys were white many were Asian and one or two Hispanic but not one Black guy. My friend told me that by nature Caucasoids(white people) are the most violent; I seriously doubt that since prisons are made mostly of minorities. But maybe they prefer controlled violence like wars and gun battles. Maybe that explains the police and majority of the military(and Bush Jr.*cough cough*) My parents wouldn't let me own a shooting game til I was 13 but I've heard white 6 year old boys cussing each other out on Modern Warfare or something... What's the deal??? | | They are trying to live up to their ancestors in world domination. | Is it better for guys to go to preschool? I don't want opinions, i'd like facts or personal experiences.
I went to preschool and i absolutely LOVED it!
The only thing i can remember is having a crush on a boy in my class, planting seeds outside (learning how to garden), and pissing my pants cuz i think i was too embarrassed to ask if i could use the restroom :( Oh! and lots of other random things. | | It can help with social skills, getting use to a schedule, meeting new people, & learning how to be independent. Preschool can be a good experience for guyren, especially when they have a good teacher. My guyren loved attending preschool. | Moms boyfriend trouble? my mom has a boyfriend whos lived with us for a long time. hes like my second dad. but i have a problem with him. whenever my brother does something wrong, or at least everyone THINKS he did something wrong (which is usually the case), my mom starts nagging at my brother while her boyfriend calls him names, like tard (retard) and stuff. whenever he does, i tell him to shut it because its immature to be calling a 12 year old boy a retard and "piss pants" and lots of stuff like that (my brother isnt retarded, and he has a bladder problem so he has to wear diapers when he goes to bed). of course, my moms boyfriend starts yelling at me to shut up and mind my own business and that what he says is true, then my mom gets involved, and tells me to go upstairs and be quiet, then she usually gets on to him for calling my brother names. i mean, honestly, how immature is it for a 45 year old man to be calling a 13 year old boy names and talking about him behind his back (he does that too). but the thing is, is that this keeps happening and its getting ANNOYING!!!! plus my brother is entering middle school so his self esteem level could get really low. what should i do? | | sit down with your mom and her boyfriend and tell how you and your brother feel and your mom's boyfriend is wrong for calling your brother a retard and piss pants and your mom's boyfriend rude ok and her boyfriend is immatuer too | What would you do if a Amish boy watched you take your morning piss? We are having a Amish family do our roofing , it needs redone. I wake up, and I guess it's partially my fault, but I go to take a piss, and I sit down on my toilet and in through my blinds, I look next to me and there's a Amish boy just standing there, watching me take a crap.
I'd say he's about 15-16, so it's not that perverse. But, it was sort of awkward.
I pulled up my pants and left the bathroom and closed the door behind me.
We're both males, so he didn't see anything. But, I would expect of myself that if I was doing roofing, I wouldn't watch the bathroom window as he did, I'd probably look away if I saw some one in the bathroom taking a dump.
Maybe, it's a cultural thing and he doesn't shy away from that sort of thing as I do, would. | | I think you should mention it in a low key way to the work crew supervisor/construction manager just in case this has been (or is the start) of a pattern with that guy. I would probably just explain that the blinds probably should have been closed but you were groggy and not quite awake so you didn't notice. When you looked up you realized you were being watched and, while not a huge deal or anything, you didn't appreciate it. | 3yo getting spanked for PooPing his pants!? So I have 3 guyren 13,9, and 8 all girls. They live with me for a week and there mom the next. We are on a tail end of a divorce and it has been a bumpy one! My guys come over this week and tell me that there cousin whom is a lil 3 yo boy that lost his mom cause I called the cops on her for hitting my 13yo is being spanked for pooping in his diaper! The guy lives with my X and his dad (ya you read it my X is dating her sisters X and the 3yo boy is my X's nephew). So I ask some more details from my 13yo and she is telling me that there grandma is spanking him for pooping and it echoes though the apartment! I call the Dad whom I will call Boy toy! He says "ya I told her to do it, after him sitting on the toilet for 5 min then crapping his pants ya I want her to! If that doesn't work I told her to take his toys away!" So Boy Toy does it, Granny does it, My X Im sure does it! No wonder why this guy cant speak more than a few unrecognizable words!
Now keep in mind I have called CSD on this home for every thing from Guy neglect to guy abuse! So to date I have won one battle, I have been able to have the aunt that hit my guy kicked out. Other than that the home is FAR from clean, it stinks of cat piss, its filthy, every time the my girls come over there is at least one of them in none fitting cloths, my 13yo still sleeps with her 33yo mother. Oh and I walked in and grabbed 2 ducks and gave them a way! There was a large zoo in the home. 2 dogs, 3 cats, 1 bird, 2 ducks, 2 rabbits, hamsters fish and a turtle.
Any way a lil off track, but my divorce is almost done and not wanting to put this 3yo guy's needs aside I can not risk pissing off the mom or new boy toy to sick CSD on them again! or should I?
Boy Toy will im sure retaliate violently and my X will find some F'd up way to twist it around on me with her lawyer and make me out to be a bad guy!
Thoughts? | im so sorry. its' hard enough dealing with a divorce from psycho women, but then having so many guyren's lives affected due to all the insane inlaws and whatnot. God. :sigh: i wish i had the magickal answer however as you have found out, Guy Services only do so much (and do twice as little). they don't take guys away that need to be, and even then they put guys in very unsafe foster homes. its' clear that household has several issues and is dangerous for any guy to be in (and probably the animals too). however, i don't know necessarily if that little boy would do better outside of the home (i base this off how guy services has handled cases that i'm familiar with). but to have to sit in the side lines and watch that kind of abuse is INSANE. i don't know what to tell you, it makes me sick just knowing that in America we allow this kind of crap to happen. my oldest is 3 yrs old (boy), and i can't imagine anybody wanting to hurt his little body for going potty. :sigh: its a disgusting situation.
try calling the local police and maybe searching for local church related agencies that do the same kind of guy protective services. but this is why i hate CPS, they won't do sh!t to protect the guyren that need it and then when the guy ends up dead b/c the adult in their life (be it the boytoy or crazy grams) gets fed up with the normal guy behavior they snap and kill the guy. it's unfortunately too common, even here in the good ol' USA.
Good luck, and just do what you can to hold your guyren close to you everyday and thank God that they have you for a father. | Ok, my 8yr. old has been pulling his pants down to his friends, found out he saw porno, what should I do? This is sick! for a while my son has been pulling his pants down to his friends. Been going to therapy to figure it out. Son told therap. he was at his Uncles (my brother) w/ his cousin, she is 11 & she showed my son a porno sight. Son's dad is out of state, no contact from him. But I am pissed at my brother. Sorry for swearing. The therap. said my bro. better throw out his hard drive or he can get in trouble. My bro. is divorced & if his X found out she would really go nuts. The therap. & me told my son this stuff is for adults only & he shouldn't be watching the stuff, etc. My bro. a JERK now won't answer his phone so I left him a long nasty voice mail on what happened. I never thought my brother! I know he didn't know this was going on. I trusted him. My son is full of poision ivy because of this and on his privates, going through hell. The therap. said I have to tell the other boys parents or it could get worse & said the parents could call the police on my son. I am scared | | i dunno if i would blame your brother for what his 11 year old did and probaly got from school. i think you should talk with him and her the reason he probaly doesnt anwsore the phone is because he doesnt want his guy taken away. there are programs out there he can buy so that he can spy on his guy. talk with your son tell him that if he does that it hurts you and explain how it hurts you and tell him that the other guys mothers will not alow him to play with them any more. and stick to it if he pulls his pants down to a guy dont let him play with that choild any more after a while he will see . | I'm scared...............help? i'm 13 years old and when I was in primary school i used to wet myself because i had a problem that i had to take loads of scans and tablets and medicine for and i don't anymore the last time i did it was in year 5 and i'm in year 8, so i was fine until people kept singing this song which went ' ...............barmy army' by the way the dots represent my name. anyway i'm fine with that then today people from my primary all boys started singing '.............pissed her pants' now i'm really embaressed and it's spreading around school and everyone keeps asking me if I did and I can't say no cause people know I did i really need help!!! | You need to respond to the taunts with the truth. Say you were sick but you're not anymore, don't go into detail and don't be ashamed.
Even if you do feel ashamed, you know you shouldn't. It's not like you could control what happened. Don't let others make you feel ashamed, stand proud, hold your head up and taunt back if they persist with the singing. A good come back would be, "Do you go to the cancer ward and tease the guys bald from chemo too? How low can you go?!"
Or if you know something personal about the boys teasing you, allude to it. Say " Considering your problem with ________( insert hint at the issue here) why are you drawing attention to yourself like this.
Most people who taunt others are trying to deflect attention away from themselves for whatever reason. Find out, or guess at what that reason might be and they'll back right off, afraid that you'll eventually guess right.
Also, if you stand up and lash back with your wit, they'll leave you alone. The picked on person is the person who says nothing, making a nice easy victim. Don't be easy. |
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